..."we're out of that item on special in our weekly flier."
Although on this occasion at least their employees weren't hiding, engaged in orgies or smoking crack in the staff cafeteria. They were quite helpful, as a matter of fact: "I don't have this; we've sold out all of that. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry."
Walmart rules OK. At least out here in Scarborough or, as we natives call it: The Bro.
That is all.