For it was only a few days ago that I suggested on this very blog that elements of the Conservative Moral Agenda were driven by the transference and refetishification of sexual drives made unfufillable by reflex malfunctions down in the old torpedo room.
And here is the evidence, albeit making its appearance in one of the Canadian movements American Spiritual Forefathers!
CNN does not tell the rest of the story, by the way, which is that airport officials, when they discovered Mr. Limbaugh's bottle of little blue enablers, ordered him to drop his pants to see what the problem was. And it isn't exactly a fact that he was "released", either. Mr. Limbaugh simply walked away while airport staff were doubled over with laughter.
Such stories bode ill for Canada. Oh Ralph Klein, Stephen Harper, and Vic Toews! Must the whole nation suffer from your erectile disfunction?
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Once anointed by you serfs, I will put Viagra in the water supply. You'll be so busy screwing each other you wont notice when I'm doing it to you. Thanks to my good friend Ashly MacIssac for that one.
I Iggy
Of course he can't get it up - that's what all those cigars are replacing.
Oh Ralph Klein, Stephen Harper, and Vic Toews! Must the whole nation suffer from your erectile disfunction?
Actually with Stephen Harper, and most definitely, many of his supporters in the Blogging Tories (judging from their endless over-exuberances), we're being made to suffer from their problems with premature ejaculation as well. It's all very graceless and vulgar, if you ask me.
Classy post (and comments, for that matter). Have you considered submitting it as an article to The Economist? Or perhaps the CJPS?
You're right, Oli, I am not showing Rush the deference that is his due as one of America's great public intellectuals. What if I threw in a reference to Adam Smith? D'you think that would help.
C'mon BCL, just admit it. With the gov't taking away your 14 year old tighties, your going to have to resort to viagra, as when the tiny member gets no satifaction when it can't touch the sides, it will become really disfuntional. You might have to call up your buds to come over for a "little" circle jerk!! Ya never know...one of them might have a tiny hole yet and as fate might have it...your viagra problem will be solved. you little boys have a fun evening..LOL
Classy post (and comments, for that matter). Have you considered submitting it as an article to The Economist? Or perhaps the CJPS?
Thank God we've all got this prig to tell the rest of us what's tasteful.
Don't you have anything better to do, Oliphant?
Ezra Levant nearly ran me over in his Hummer today on my way to work! He kind of looked like he was 'getting it up'!
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