So the young Pearson College student walked away "red-faced", but things could have been far worse. He could have had his damn fool head blown off, and Harper might have endured the indignity of being squirted in the face with a "penis-shaped squirt gun".
Theoretically, I should also be against political face-pieings, but there is a certain poetry to a pie in the face that a penis-shaped squirt gun just does not possess.
h/t to 905 Tory.
That's Much Better!