Friday, January 05, 2007

Stephen Taylor EXCLUSIVE: Galactus Will Run As Tory In Toronto-Danforth

The Eater of Worlds will cite "Family Values" as his reason for choosing the CPC. Apparently, he prefers eating only the most wholesome planets.

Several other "exclusives" from the Leader of the Blogging Tories.

1) Former Canadian Olympian Myriam Bédard will be appointed to the Harper cabinet as Minister of Funny Perp Walks. She'll be working "off site" for the next little while.

2) Stockwell is right. Dinosaurs DID walk with men.

3) He's talked with Jimmy Hoffa. Jimmy's fine.

Maybe Mr. Taylor will indeed laugh last, but his "scoop" re. Wajid Khan crossing the floor is one story from the blogosphere that the MSM has chosen to ignore entirely. The only related item I could find this morning was from The Star:

OTTAWA–Liberal Leader Stéphane Dion says he won't allow Mississauga MP Wajid Khan to keep serving as a "special adviser" to Prime Minister Stephen Harper.

We'll see how this plays through. Has Mr. Taylor made himself, indeed the Blogging Tories, indeed the whole Canadian blogosphere, into a laughing stock?

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

Sour grapes, how delicious.

bigcitylib said...

Hey, I laugh at him, and if something happens today, he gets to laugh at me.

Robert McClelland said...

What astonishes me about everyone's willingness to believe Taylor is that this is the same guy who just a couple of days ago said his sources were telling him that there wasn't going to be a cabinet shuffle.

Anonymous said...

If he turns out to be wrong and it's covered in the MSM, I hope the source...STEPHEN TAYLOR (that's STEPHEN with a 'PH') of the BLOGGING TORIES...will be acknowledged, as he has requested.

bigcitylib said...

Good Call, ST. Pity, though, I had already written a post on how you were a disgrace to the blogosphere. Now I will have to delete.

Robert McClelland said...

Robert, where did I say that there wouldn't be a cabinet shuffle?

You didn't. My mistake.

Anonymous said...

Good Call, ST.

Yeah...would that we all were "unaffiliated" bloggers who get emails from government insiders.

...I'm guessing Soilburger.

Anonymous said...

BCL writes... "We'll see how this plays through. Has Mr. Taylor made himself, indeed the Blogging Tories, indeed the whole Canadian blogosphere, into a laughing stock?"

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That'd be a big nope.

Meanwhile, Steffi tries channeling Dirty Harry...

Dion had told Khan to choose between his party and the Conservatives. He said Khan could not continue serving as Harper's 'special adviser' and remain a Liberal.

I guess Walid Khan was "feeling lucky."

And guess who gets punk'd?

Anonymous said...

You didn't. My mistake.

One of many.
But at least you 'fessed up to this one when you were called on it.

I have no doubt that is Stephen Taylor's source is incorrect, he'll fully acknowledge it.

Anonymous said...

So, how does everybody's crow taste today?

bigcitylib said...

Tastes like chicken.