Do Harper's Glasses Make Him Look At All Sexxxy?

I think they make him look not too bad.

Not, obviously, as sexxxy as in the shot below, but a man can only achieve this level of sexxxiness maybe a few times in their life. I personally have achieved it seven times, the last being on August 4th, 2003.

In any case, I'm writing about Harper's specs because Kathryn Blaze
did, and Kathryn Blaze did because Jeffrey Simpson 's column today is true. So, yeah, its going to be a long parliamentary session but don't worry, Ill be hitting on all the non-substantial stuff that will be there for the taking in lieu of anything meaningful.