Sunday, November 28, 2010

Another Year, Another War On Xmas

This year I'll up to my usual holiday antics: going to Walmart and harassing their store clerks by telling them they've only only got one menorah up on the wall for every two crucifixes and if they don't fix that pronto in the name of multiculturalism I'll never shop there again and maybe sue them.

See if I can't score myself a free gift-card or two.

7 comments:

Volkov said...

Fight the good fight, man. Fight the good fight.

deBeauxOs said...

In your case, that would be a 'guilt-card'.

psa said...

hallelujah! die santa, die.

CanadianSense said...

Can you try that stunt in the Hamas controlled area in the West Bank?

You can join those flotillas of peace to take you along.

or

Any country in the middle east will do nicely.

Cherniak_WTF said...

Thank you CanadianSense for showing once again that Conservaturds have absolutely no sense of humour, intelligence or cognitive reasoning.

How about you shout "Allāhu Akbar" near a porno scanner and tell me what happens...

Tof KW said...

Patsy, please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.

There, who said I can't be nice this time of year?

Gene Rayburn said...

CS, hope you dont fall through any ice. But here's to a silent 2011 from you!

still loving the dictionary definition of you