I wouldn't normally support Capital Punishment for a drunk driving charge, but if it can stop Nickelback from making another album, then I say hang 'em high.
Or, if that seems too un-Canadian, maybe we can send Nickelback singer Chad Kroeger to the U.S. (in a package deal with Celine). We can tell them he's a "gift", the way the Irish invented bag-pipes and then gave them to the Scots as "a sign of respect". The Irish have been laughing about that one for centuries.
The best story about Nickelback is how they chose their name. One of the guitar players used to work at a Tim Horten's, and the most popular menu items at the time added-up to $1.45. Customers would give him $1.50 and he would always have to ask: "Do you want your nickel back?"
Anyway. Busy day for BigCityLib. This may be it.
Keep at 'em on Donationgate, people.