Saturday, June 09, 2007

She's A Tonic For The Troops

From CTV:

Prince Harry showed up with an entourage at a Calgary nightclub Thursday, then returned later in the evening for a VIP session with one of the hostesses [Cherie Cymbalisty], says the manager of one of Alberta's legendary hotspots.

And here is Cherie's spread from Urban Male Magazine, where Cherie is a contestant in Towergaming's "hottest bartender" competition. And here's Cherie on what attracts her in a guy:

Nice teeth...Tall.....Dark hair....Has to make me laugh!

Hmm! Good luck finding decent teeth on an Englishman. And on why she's the hottest bartender:

Because I know how to entertain my male customers...and keep them coming back for more!! (yee haw).

I am assuming the little chat they had was not about quantum physics. But whatever. The guy will be chasing nothing but Taliban and sand-fleas for the next six months. He's entitled.

(PS. What does a "VIP session" entail in Calgary?)

9 comments:

Ti-Guy said...

Calgary and Dallas...two cities that manage to wed the wholesome with the tawdry; a mutual exclusivity that can only be reconciled with booze...and a lot of it.

No wonder the Christers in Alberta are so discombobulated.

Check out Cowboys Nightclub...How refreshing and novel to see models affect that jailbait/Lolita pose.

Anonymous said...

ahhh ti-guy . . isn't that french for little man ?

We are all so glad you will never spoil our fine town with your stench.

Ti-Guy said...

Way too late...I've been to Calgary more times than I'd care to remember.

I prefer Edmonton.

Anonymous said...

Call me when you see Rob Anders and Jason Kenney at Cowboys.

Thanks.

Anonymous said...

doesn't matter if you to either Calgary or Edmonton.

As long as you left.

Good bye, good riddance.

Come back and maybe we'll strap you to the bronc machine for your ride & our laugh.

Ti-Guy said...

Yee haw, lil' buckaroo.

Anonymous said...

What a complete and utter waste of space Ms. Cheri is. Selling a non-story to The News of the World is not only classless, it's typical of the low brow Cowboy's management. I can't wait for the wrecking to ball to swing on this horrible place. Harry wouldn't touch that chick with the barrel of his Leopard Tank.

Anonymous said...

Thank God Harry's turned into a man, like his grandpa.

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