Reality TV star Paris Hilton has told Barbara Walters that she will no longer "act dumb". Instead, she will don a pair of geek glasses and take on the role of a brainy lab assistant in the upcoming Spider Man IV. "But, professor, the vacuum tube...it's degaussing (tee hee!)!"
Of course, this career move comes with its own set of risks. What if she quits acting dumb, but doesn't appear to become any more intelligent?
(PS. I thought of including a picture of a scantily clad Paris, but some things are just too easy)