Liberal MP Scott Brison, who is openly gay. The Gold Standard: use this photo for comparison purposes.
Pierre Trudeau, Prime Minister and The Greatest Canadian. Not gay, but incredibly sexxxy. In fact, probably as sexxxy as you can get and not be gay. An elegant cowboy. If he had been there when the West was won, not only would it have been won a lot faster, Calgary would have two-way streets and an opera house rather than one-way streets and a beer garden.
Jean Chretien, Great Canadian and Canadian PM. Not gay, butt ugly. I don't remember Chretien being this ugly. Looks like he might knife you behind the chuck-wagon over eight bucks in poker chips and a half bag of pork rinds. But if that's what it takes to save the nation from Mulroney Conservatives and Western Seperatists, so be it.
Paul Martin. Liberal Prime-Minister for about 12 seconds. Not gay. Not not gay. Confused looking is the word that comes to mind.
Joe Clark, Conservative Prime Minister for about nine seconds. Not gay. And his daughter (blonde in middle) is built like a brick shit-house.
Tory MP Stockwell Day. Secretly gay, filled with self-loathing. His wife might be gay too. But I'm just guessing with that one.
Alberta Premier Ralph Klein. Conservative, not gay, and about half-concious. In another five beers he'll stagger off and beat up a few homeless gays.
Stephen Harper, our current Prime Minister. Pink shirt? Hmm! The signs are all there, but most gay men I know are in much better shape.
Help me, mommie! I'm afraid of this gay man!