"Live journalists simply aren't cutting it anymore," noted a QMI spoksperson. "A flying robot can flee any attempt to serve them with defamation notices. So fuck you George Soros. In fact the only resemblance to our live staff is that the drones also require tar-sands oil to operate."
"It's easily deployable, simple to use and can move around really quickly," the spokesperson said. "It doesn't need to be referred to as "Mr. Wonderful", and doesn't worry about its hair. Furthermore, with only four functioning propellers, it is less noisy than any of QMI's current roster of pundits."