Quick. Name each of the Ten Commandments. OK. Now name the ingredients in a Big Mac hamburger sold at McDonald's.
According to a new survey reported in the Catholic News Service, the Big Mac wins the memory contest.
Personally, I lost interest in the ten commandments right after the one about "no shirt no service". Also, you're apparently not allowed to fornicate.
As Tom Lehrer once wrote, the Church has to improve its product line. Maybe they could make Ronald McDonald Pope.