Sunday, August 24, 2008

The Tories Most Babealicious!

The Tories may be doomed in the GTA, but they sure know how to pick ultra-hot candidates! Today at BCLSB we ask: which of their doomed female candidates is the ultra-hottest?

Will she or won't she? Unconfirmed rumour has it that Lisa Raitt will be parachuted into the riding of Halton to face off against Garth Turner. Our willowy blonde has legal training and is currently CEO of the Toronto Port Authority, where she goes by the title of Harbour Master. Clearly, she knows how to deal with mere men. She hasn't got a prayer against Garth, however, who is not a mere man.

Bilingual, well travelled, experienced on television, and a 5' 8" monument to female pulchritude carved from soft, chewy, caramel candy, Melissa Bhaghat has chosen to fly the Tory flag in Mississauga East-Cooksville. Given that her opponent, Albina Guarnieri, has won the riding since 1988 and is also hot ( in a blond sex-bomb kind of way), I give sweet Melissa very little chance. But its too bad they couldn't both win.

PS. to Melissa's credit, she isn't afraid to be seen with ugly people.

13 comments:

Ti-Guy said...

Someone hold down Christian Conservative and scrape all that bum-fluff off his face.

Attempt to grow facial hair after your testes drop, sonny.

Babylonian777 said...

"The Tories may be doomed in the GTA, but they sure know how to pick ultra-hot candidates! "

It's funny you said that because the Libs have almost NO NEW SEATS to grab in the Grand Theft Auto, While the NDP have PLENTY to grab, the cons have a few to grab, and as the Greens and NDP water down the Left like a pitcher of McDonalds orange drink at some community function, it may be possible to so alot more "blue" trickiling in.

Heil Toronto.

Ti-Guy said...

...and as the Greens and NDP water down the Left like a pitcher of McDonalds orange drink at some community function,

I love it when the pre-verbal/post-literate attempt figurative language.

I think most of these people must have learned English by watching Doctor Phil.

Babylonian777 said...

ti-guy, you are truly hilarious. Every time someone makes some point, liberal or conservative, you manage to screw up the discussion with some elitist comment that is completely out of place. Put away that magnifying glass grandma gave you for your birthday, stop looking for technicalities, and say something of value.

LeDaro said...

Hey these are hot looking babes. I will vote for them - if not during election then for beauty contest.

Ti-Guy said...

Put away that magnifying glass grandma gave you for your birthday, stop looking for technicalities, and say something of value.

You first. When you try to pass off opinion as credible assertion and think that's the same thing as an argument AND decorate the whole mess with banal language, what else is there for me to do?

That isn't elitist. That's just common sense.

I should point out that there are rarely any reasons for partisans of different parties to talk to each other unless it's on a point of fact or with regard to an issue over which there is some public consensus. Everything else just tends to come off as adolescent taunting.

Besides, this post is a complete lark, anyway. Don't be so humourless.

RuralSandi said...

When a viable argument isn't there - CPC's turn to the elitist thing.....weak or what.

This Reiss lady is hot? What am I missing here. She looks masculine to me.

RuralSandi said...

Whoops - meant to say "Raitt"....it's early after a very late night, what can I say.

Ti-Guy said...

CPC's turn to the elitist thing.....weak or what.

Nowadays, just speaking in complete sentences is elitism for a lot of people.

LeDaro said...

"...just speaking in complete sentences is elitism..." Good one. Bush can claim as one of the guys as he cannot complete a single sentence properly. Now well known saying, “the meek shall rule the world” should be changeg to “the fools shall rule the world”.

Christian Conservative said...

Hey BCL! I resemble that remark! ;-)

Raging Ranter said...

The one in the blue looks good, but that blond chick looks rather dumpy if you ask me. In fact, if she looked any dumpier she could pass for an NDP candidate.

Raging Ranter said...

You could settle it by posting her picture on HowHotAmI.com. Let the people decide.