Wednesday, August 12, 2009

A Nightmare Is Also A Dream

A few bon mots from the columns of Sue Ann Levy, the provincial Tories new "dream candidate".

Communist City Hall
the tree police
the...Tree Emperor
Socialist Silly Hall
the doo-doo from my dachsies
Tree Emperor Joe Pantalone

A bit of a foliage fetish, it would seem. And here's some purple prose from her impassioned pen:

Chocolate brown seals with oily coats somersault in and out of the emerald coloured waters, emitting a high-pitched squeal and a flap of their tails as they glide beside our kayak.

High on the rocks beyond, a posse of smelly seals bask in the early summer sun...

12 comments:

bigcitylib said...

Kills 3 birds with one stone. She is kind of nuts, though. Or at least very foamy.

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Anonymous said...

So, I take it she's already campaigning...?

Kurt Phillips said...

Caucus meetings that included her and Randy certainly would be more interesting. Seems to me there'd be an oil and water thing there.

Ti-Guy said...

Seriously, I'm still not clear what the PC's in Ontario are contemplating. Common Sense Revolution 2.0? They seem to be dipping their toes into populism again right at the time that *that* elite dodge has completely run out of gas.

Patrick Ross said...

Yeah, it would be a shame if Tim Hudak foiled Brooke Jeffrey by not playing the part for a chapter in a revised edition of her book.

A shame indeed.

Ti-Guy said...

Albertans are obsessed with Ontario.

Patrick Ross said...

...And that was Ti-Guy with yet another update from the "nothing worthwhile to say, ever" file.

And now, here's Ollie Williams with the weather forecast.

Ti-Guy said...

Oh, Jennifer...

Patrick Ross said...

Hmmmm. That wasn't creepy at all.

Ti-Guy said...

Well, stalking is. You should know, since you've taken to following me around in the last while.

And everyone knows you're a lunatic.

Patrick Ross said...

ROTFL

Ti, you drastically overestimate your importance to me.

In fact, you drastically overestimate your importance in general.