A few bon mots from the columns of Sue Ann Levy, the provincial Tories new "dream candidate".
Communist City Hall
the tree police
Socialist Silly Hall
the doo-doo from my dachsies
Tree Emperor Joe Pantalone
A bit of a foliage fetish, it would seem. And here's some purple prose from her impassioned pen:
Chocolate brown seals with oily coats somersault in and out of the emerald coloured waters, emitting a high-pitched squeal and a flap of their tails as they glide beside our kayak.
High on the rocks beyond, a posse of smelly seals bask in the early summer sun...