Saturday, December 22, 2007

Ezra Strikes Back

Fresh from the collapse of The Western Standard, Ezra has decided to launch a new blog. And here's a couple of New Year's predictions: Ezra will use this blog as a platform by which to trash millions of the Earth's people, and the skin tone of these people will be...swarthy.

Merry Xmas, Ezra, because if you didn't exist we would have to invent you.

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

That may be the case, but there are literally hundreds of Canadian blogs devoted to inciting hatred against white people, the male gender, and hets, so I figure a lone wolf like Ezra on the other side can't hurt.

Ti-Guy said...

Y'know, with Ezra, it's not the politics, the racism, the "Alberta-liciousness" or the ignorance.

...it's that smirky under-bite.

Here.

Ti-Guy said...

so I figure a lone wolf like Ezra on the other side can't hurt.

Lone wolf...hmmm...the last time I saw that expression written was in a comment by Flaming Panties.

Ti-Guy said...

Canadians are scared to wish each other merry Christmas

My be-Hijab'd neighbour said Merry Christmas to me the other day and I responded in kind. I also say "Merry Christmas" to everyone I meet, confident in the knowledge that some of the brown ones are also Christian, and knowing of course, that most of the other brown ones don't really care.

...Biff, you really need to brush the Cheetoh dust off your fingers and get out of your mother's basement. There's a wondrous (albeit brown, or possibly beige) world out there waiting for you.

Ti-Guy said...

Anti-Guy:

From the Gospel According to Luke:

And there were in the same country shepherds abiding in the field, keeping watch over their flock by night. And lo, the angel of the Lord come upon them, and the glory of the Lord shone round about them, and they were sore afraid.

And the angel said unto them, "Fear not, For behold, I bring you good tidings of great joy, which shall be to all people. For unto you is born this day in the city of David a Savior; which is Christ the Lord. And this shall be a sign unto you. Ye shall find the babe wrapped in swaddling clothes, lying in a manger."


Merry Christmas, Biff. I hope you find the peace you're looking for.

Anonymous said...

Pepsi: your Catholic schtick is even less believable than Kinsella's, give it up.

Ti-Guy said...

You know, BCL...Pepsi is the equivalent of "nigger" for a French-Canadian.

...I think you should probably cut off the anonymii. It's not like they're adding anything, and frankly, if I see the word "Pepsi" one more time here, I'll haul you in front of the CHRC.

Karen said...

Who knew?

A well written succinct post draws all the intolerant trolls, rather than inciting the discussion that should happen.

Your last line was brilliant.

Ti...I don't think these particular lovers of all that supports Harper are prone to conversion. Now there is an image.

Great post.

Reality Bites said...

"Fuck, Canadians are scared to wish each other merry Christmas "


Did it ever occur to you that no one's afraid, it's just that no one wants YOU to have a merry Christmas? I certainly don't wish you a merry Christmas. Lots of other people sure, but I can honestly say that I hope the misery you try to spread year round comes back to you tenfold this Christmas.