Tuesday, June 08, 2010

Kory Teneycke Retreats To Mordor

Conservative pundit Kory Teneycke has quit CBC after they demanded that he get a rabies shot. Now he's "vice-president of development" at Quebecor, owner of the Toronto Sun and other tabloids. Given the state of the Sun and other papers in the chain, it probably means he gets to fire people...or perhaps club them to death with live baby seals.

Things move forward, as they must: the Right self-immolates; Gaia heals his big gay self.

8 comments:

ridenrain said...

Must have been that great work environment...

"Good morning"
"Fascist!"

Gene Rayburn said...

Oh ho ho ho so funny Ridenrain. ./yawn

Shiner said...

Self-immolate? I dunno, I'm not particularly happy that Harper's former chief of staff is now in an influential position with one of the country's largest media chains, shit though they are.

Paul Wells said...

You're almost never this far off the mark.

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bigcitylib said...

What's "the mark" in this case? That a rabidly right bunch of newspapers will remain rabidly right?

Tof KW said...

"What's "the mark" in this case? That a rabidly right bunch of newspapers will remain rabidly right?"

Are you kidding, the Sun's readers only buy the rag for the sports section (they are very good there) and don't care about politics or who's running the country ...unless they've got big boobs.

An being that Teneycke is one of the biggest boobs around, this is a perfect match.

Sometimes, I just crack me up. :)

Reality Bites said...

It appears that he's to head up their bid for a right-wing news network.