According to the WWF (World Wrestling Federation) Canadians are among the most wasteful people on Earth when it comes to making use of our natural resources:
A new report...says Canadians rank fourth in the world in their consumption of the Earth's resources.
Only the United Arab Emirates, the United States, and Finland leave a heavier environmental footprint upon the land.
"Straighten up and fly right, Canuckleheads!" WWF spokesperson Hollywood Hulk Hogan said at a news conference today. "Or I'll come up there and KICK your energy inefficient asses! Try bicycling to work! Try turning the thermostat down and sharing a blanket, like those two gay cowboys from Alberta!"
Hulk snarled and rent his muscle shirt, and then, inexplicably, shed a tear. "If not for yourself, do it for all the little Hulkomaniacs of tomorrow!"