Right after saying he can't give out sensitive information, Stockwell Day does just that in his latest Western Penticton News column:
The full moon was lighting up the desert floor and the lookout towers on the walls at each corner of the large compound were casting long shadows across the camp.
I could make out the silent silhouettes of two guards in each turret.
As I pulled myself up through the trap door I was greeted curiously by the two armed guards, machine guns and all.
Memo to Johnny Jihadi: two Canucks in each turret, armed with machine-guns.
Stockwell also throws in a bit of product placement this time out, name-checking Tim Horton's and mentioning their contribution to the war effort.