Thursday, April 03, 2008

Meet Edward Kennedy: Far Right Tree Whisperer

Remember this FreeD denizen? He of the incoherent threats and venom spewed towards non-white races. This is what he does for a living.

So if he's quite literally a tree hugger he can't be all bad. Get him stoned, slip him a copy of Lord Of The Rings, and three weeks later we'll have us a spankin' new Progressive.

PS. No lines crossed or secrets revealed in this post. Ed advertises his business on Free Dominion. Used to anyway.

9 comments:

Ti-Guy said...

*cough*queer*cough*

Reality Bites said...

Me, I have nothing against Muslims but hate trees. Evil leaf-headed kite-eating scum!

What a sitcom this could make!

Not surprisingly, a little google search on that phone number reveals the soon-to-be Felix to my Oscar is also an ardent gun nut.

http://www.brucemontague.ca/html/0315.html

bigcitylib said...

I wonder if he ever works on trees wounded in hunting accidents? What does he say to them?

Reality Bites said...

I don't think he says anything to trees. He's too busy listening to them.

RuralSandi said...

Does he only hug true Canadian trees or all trees domestic and species brought in from other countries?

Jay said...

Oh I doubt it ruralsandi.

He probably hates "indigenous" species from canada and maybe prefers European varieties like Norway Pine, etc. Those Asian varieties don't belong here at all.

Reality Bites said...

Given his virulent hatred of gays I'm shocked he can even bring himself to touch another guy's wood.

Ti-Guy said...

He's a lumberjack and he's OK...

b_nichol said...

Best. Comments. Ever.