...so says DOA's Joey Shithead in the new documentary "Lets All Hate Toronto".
But its not true, Mr. Shithead, some of us have two eyes.
And you know what, Joey? You wanna know who ripped off your infamous "six fuks jacket" from The Smiling Buddha way back in the early 1980s? Well, keep wondering, asshole, but I can tell you it was put to good use.
(PS. What other tunes did you guys play other than that lousy cover of "Taking Care of Business"? I totally, totally can't remember.)
(PPS. Remember, if Satan's Baldy likes you, you probably suck)