Wednesday, April 09, 2008
McDonald's Does It Better
This year's Rube Goldberg contest asked contestants to assemble a hamburger consisting of no less than one precooked meat patty, two vegetables and two condiments, sandwiched between two bun halves, in no LESS than 20 steps. Once again, Purdue won.
Ah, engineering students! They think their vast brains and mechanical know-how will, for some reason, get them laid. Poor fools! For that you need to major in ARTS!
I speak from the wisdom of age. I spent my university days in philosophy class. There is no more effective babe repellent than that.