Friday, October 31, 2008

Getting Rich By Being Poor

NEW YORK - For the third straight year, the Toronto Maple Leafs are the NHL's most valuable team, worth $448 million.

..and all for fielding a squad that couldn't pull down a bronze medal at a Ringette tourney.

This why Toronto is a Mecca of Post-Modern Capitalism, and why other Canadians hate and fear us. In most towns you have to succeed to succeed. Here we rule by sucking.

6 comments:

Dante said...

And damn proud of it. Who else can say that they're still fans after more than 41 years without a championship.

Anonymous said...

Why do the Leafs suck so much ?

Toronto fans keep buying tickets.

NBDUDE said...

GO HABS!

penlan said...

So insane & such a damn waste of money to a very undeserved team.

Go Canadiens Go!

Jay Currie said...

The Leafs are well deserved in the enclave of the Toronto Party.

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