Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Galactus, Teabagger Of Worlds: A Guest Post

My experience was appalling. I was dancing and singing and waving my "Obama Sucks" placard, and suddenly this cigar-stinky fat man pushed me to my knees and attempted to stick his balls down..

...well, I shall go no further into it. Needless to say, I disintegrated everything within 150 yards, thus bringing that pathetic human protest to its untimely doom.

As for me, I still feel traumatized, and may seek counselling.

Am I interested in organizing? Yes, in the sense that I would hunt down every pathetic human behind these grotesque spectacles and feed them to Zzzinthian blood worms. I hear that prick Gingrich had something to do with it. Him, I shall disintegrate slowly.

Galactus, over and out.

1 comment:

The Mound of Sound said...

You don't disintegrate people like Rush or Newt. The only permissible procedure is rendering. It can be fun for a while but the residue clean up is a total bitch.