I have the day off and will be attempting to assemble a Walmart table with these weird things called tools. A lot of them look kind of sharp.
Also, is there anything out there that works the same way as a hammer but doesn't make so much noise? I just find them very noisy.
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Consumerist lackey for the corporatist-capitalist running dogs etc. etc.
Electric nail guns aren't as noisy as a hammer. If you decide to use one just keep in mind that nail guns don't build tables, people build tables.
"Our Father in Heaven,
Please help BigCityLib in his home construction project. Guide his hands in the same way that you guided your own during the seven-day creation of earth just a few thousand years ago. Thank you for showering us with the gifts of the globally distributed manufacturing and retail system and the devout, impoverished labourers at its base.
Amen."
There, will that do?
Best of luck with the table.
Hey, get a handyman friend to "show" you how - keeping him showing you until it's done.
Faster and the sooner you'll get rid of that noise
This might be a little late, but vaya con Dios.
What about John Baird? Oh, less noise than a hammer. Nevermind.
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