I actually drink tea, and can't stand quiche, but nevertheless I am not prepared to have my patriotism questioned by some peon from the foothills outside of Gooberton with hayseed in his beard.
PS. We all know what you mean by "upscale coffee shops"; I really don't understand why Conservative pundits insist on dividing Canadians based on their choice of caffeinated beverage. And you know, while Mr. Harper officially promotes the coffee der volk, when he comes to T.O. he's been seen drinking the homosexual stuff. It even looks like he enjoys it.