Saturday, March 26, 2011

Jack Layton Health Alert

Word from the NDP campaign is that one of his prosthetics blew out at a campaign event while he glad-handed the crowd. But he's OK! A few skin grafts and he's back on the plane. And then there's the smoke damage to his stache, and the fact that one end of it is suddenly a little shorter than the other. But that will grow back.

1 comment:

Mark Francis said...

Could Layton be a T-800? Doesn't seem likely, but to be sure, we need him in a dark room to see if his eyes glow red.