Stockwell is almost certainly referring to "Saxx" brand underwear, designed by Kelowna businessman Trent Kitsch. Here's Trent describing the circumstances behind the birth of Saxx:
"Last summer, I was in Alaska, fishing with my dad, and my testicles were kind of stuck to my legs.... Most men can relate to that, so I started thinking of how I could redesign men‘s underwear to be more comfortable.”
And here's Trent discussing the product itself:
"They have a total interior, patented design,” he said, adding the material wicks moisture away from the wearer‘s skin and is antimicrobial.
“We also redesigned the pouch. A brief will push your package up into you. A boxer short will push it back between your legs.”
“We redesigned the whole apex point to allow your genitals to rest most naturally in front.
“It‘s a combination of all those things working together that has changed the game on underwear.”
And Stockwell's helping out with marketing issues?
How about: the official gaunch of the Canadian Government? Maybe he can even get the PM on board.
Stephen Harper: "I have felt so much more relaxed and conciliatory since I donned my new gaunch."
Get your own pair here (with picture and video gallery). They kind of resemble a more aerodynamic version of an Elizabethan cod-piece, so if you need a little help up front...

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I can imagine the conversation Trent had with Stockwell:
"Stocky: Have you ever felt...y'know...unfresh?"
Let me know when Trent comes out with a line of foundation garments with wings. You know...for the heavy days.
tag line for ad endorsed by CONs: "...Because it's all about protecting your balls."
Who woulda thunk it?!?
Fashion and package comfort tips (pardon the expression) at your place?
Thanks, BCL . . . .
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