Garth on Garth

From The Turner Report, concerning tomorrow's news conference and the "disturbing information" Garth intends to make public. Our hero writes:

...I’ve often said I just want to do the right thing. And who better than me? Too stubborn to budge. Too old to be intimidated. Too experienced to be impressed. Too jaded to be tricked. Too arrogant to be scared off. Too self-sufficient to threaten. And now, too pissed to quit.

Also able to leap over tall buildings! The inventor of the safety pin and lasagna! Jeeeezzuzz! If Garth doesn't come up with something big tomorrow, like Stephen Harper is an agent of C'thulu, his credibility is going to take a major hit.

But, on the other hand, what a great way to extract a pound of flesh from your former employer: slowly, and using a dull knife!