He offended No-One

This is the kind of guy we should be handing out The Order Of Canda to, not baby-killers who are, lets just say it, a wee bit swarthy looking:

T. Clayton Shields, C.M Stratford, Ontario
Member of the Order of Canada
For more than three decades of service as the wigmaster to the Stratford Festival of Canada, where he developed innovative techniques and mentored new generations of artists.

All hail the wigman.

h/t Bourrie.