Saturday, September 05, 2009

Avid Pianist: The "What Is That Hideous Noise?" Edition

"I've never felt compelled to liken the sound of a piano to bagpipes before," confessed one shocked observer, who requested anonymity to avoid the Prime Minister's unique brand of bloody retribution. "It is as though the instrument's inherent musicality had been drained...no...manually beaten from it."

""Gimme Shelter"? Gimme a break, or better yet: earplugs!" said another appalled music fan. "I'd rather hear gunshots coming from my kid's bedroom!"

6 comments:

Gene Rayburn said...

at the end of the performance, Grant Lafleche stunned the crowd by giving the PM a blowjob.

Steve V said...

I think it was subliminal channeling to the NDP. Harper's such a chess master, you think that was just an accident? You'll note too, that "Purple Rain" was playing softly in the background of Layton's presser.

Ti-Guy said...

at the end of the performance, Grant Lafleche stunned the crowd by giving the PM a blowjob.

Instead of roses on his piano, Harper got tulips on his organ.

Paul S said...

Next up: Iggy playing 'Stairway to Heaven' on his trombone.

Ti-Guy said...

We've had enough of that with your rusty trombone performances, Polly.

Jon Pertwee said...

Wow Polly, it's true what they say about Conservatives having poor comedic timing.