"I've never felt compelled to liken the sound of a piano to bagpipes before," confessed one shocked observer, who requested anonymity to avoid the Prime Minister's unique brand of bloody retribution. "It is as though the instrument's inherent musicality had been drained...no...manually beaten from it."
""Gimme Shelter"? Gimme a break, or better yet: earplugs!" said another appalled music fan. "I'd rather hear gunshots coming from my kid's bedroom!"