Saturday, January 24, 2009

Secret CanWest Memo: No More Meeting Munchies!

And lay off your damn cellphones and blackberries! And put on a sweater, start burning old copies of the National Post for heat! And lay off the fucking copier machines! And no more magazines in the lobby! Burn the back copies for heat! And any travel shall proceed via the company bicycle! If everyone can save a little money, we can all make it through this! Sell your old Conrad Black paraphernalia! That picture of him strangling a hippy oughtta be worth a few bucks!

And so on, and so forth.


Ti-Guy said...

Man, that's harsh. I guess the savings CanWest anticipated when it cut journalism and the creation of actual content weren't enough.

The Mound of Sound said...

Can you feel the love? Next month they'll start receiving half their salary in CanWest common shares. Yippee!

The wheels finally fall off the newsprint Clown Car.

Unknown said...

If you want to follow a newspaper suffering continuous humiliations (junk bond status, selling Manhattan headquarters, loans from Mexican billionaires and massive job cuts looming) take a look at the New York Times. Eek.