I don't know who suggested Trudeau host a "chicks in biz" lunch with The Donald and daughter Ivanka, who cares about that kind of shit, but it was a brilliant move and it worked. Look at the pic below. Ivanka's got that....
...I'd fuck him right now look. She'll be for Canada going forward. Count on it. And she's not the only one. Our guy was a hit down South. All the women love him. For example, Alyssa Milano:
Not only that, Justin fought Trump to a draw in the obligatory power handshake contest:
And later offered his hand voluntarily like the prettiest girl at the ball who kisses you out of pity.
As a result, The Donald has said he doesn't intend to fuck over Canada in a trade war, just the Mexicans. Sorry, little swarthy brothers, national interests are national interests! See you on the other side.
Bottom line, our PM did the nation proud today. Or at least kept us safe.