Pictures From The Stampede: Men In Pink

This year's Calgary Stampede theme is "tough enough to wear pink", as Calgarians pitch in to help in the fight against breast cancer. Of course, there is a right way and a wrong way to wear pink...

WRONG!

Avast Ye! It's the Great Pink Whale! But seriously, folks, how long do you think this guy can survive outta the water? (Advice to CPoC: Hire your guy a personal trainer, fire his psychic image consultant, and tell him to lay off the pizza pops)

WRONG!

Holy crap, the dweeboid has landed! If my grandma saw this guy on the beach she'd kick sand in his face. (Advice to the LPC: Hire your guy a personal trainer, get him lifting weights or something. It worked for Charles Atlas.)

RIGHT!

Now this guy knows how to wear pink. Jack, you are a tiny socialist fashion God.