Found Orbiting The Sun

WARSAW (AFP) — DNA studies on two strands of hair and a tooth have ended a centuries old hunt for the tomb Nicolas Copernicus, the 16th century astronomer who shocked the world by declaring that the Earth was not the centre of the Universe, experts said Thursday.

His final thesis was only published, however, in the year of his death. His ideas challenged the Bible, the church and past theories...

Note also that chicks apparently dug him because of his scars, and he got into knife fights. Sounds a bit like Jean Chretien. A good Liberal, obviously.