Ronald McDonald: Smilingly Underwriting Homosexual Insurrection?

Actual title from The LifeSite: Ronald McDonald Cozies Up To Homosexual Movement, which is also pretty good, although I like my graphic--R. McDonald with doodle exposed(see left)--way better.

As for old Ronald, I have always figured he was, sexual orientationwise, a bit tippy. For one thing, he is in far better physical condition than is possible for a straight male.

And then there's the name, too: "Ronald". Growing up, what chance did the kid have?

Big Mac More Popular Than God, Says Catholic Church

Quick. Name each of the Ten Commandments. OK. Now name the ingredients in a Big Mac hamburger sold at McDonald's.

According to a new survey reported in the Catholic News Service, the Big Mac wins the memory contest.

Personally, I lost interest in the ten commandments right after the one about "no shirt no service". Also, you're apparently not allowed to fornicate.

As Tom Lehrer once wrote, the Church has to improve its product line. Maybe they could make Ronald McDonald Pope.