Showing posts with label Snakes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Snakes. Show all posts

Monday, May 12, 2008

Global Warming Good News

The pythons are coming North! Some studies indicate that due to projected climate change, pythons will be a common feature of the “alien wildlife” in San Francisco by the year 2020.

And they make half-decent pets. You set 'em loose and they catch their own food. However, they're not good around small children--they catch their own food--and they won't fetch the morning newspaper. They will crawl into your bed sometimes on cold nights, attracted by the smell of weak pathetic mammal, and your body heat.

PS. I am obviously pro-reptile. They're what people would have evolved into if we'd had any class.

PPS. I'm offsite today. Play especially nice in comments. I won't be around to tell you when you're stuupid.