Her Values Are Traditional, Her Chest A Wonder Of Post-Modernism

Anti-Same Sex Marriage SoCon Princess Carrie Prejean's post-pageant career takes a turn for the weird:

In the middle of the back and forth between the organization and Prejean, one fact came out that has been seemingly lost in the in-fighting: the admission that the contest paid for Prejean's breast augmentation.

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“Breast implants in pageants is not a rarity. It’s definitely not taboo. It’s very common. Breast implants today among young women today is very common. I don’t personally have them, but you know — they are.”

Well, the morality of the act aside, I can't tell the difference, although I have never seen her, as it were, "in motion", and that's usually the clincher.

Those eyes, however, definitely say "bitch" to me. Definitely.

In any case, this revelation surely deflates any chance Ms. Prejean might have in eclipsing Sarah Palin as poster-girl/POTUS candidate for the American far right.

Unless Sarah's has been similarly "augmented", although in her case it would probably be something like the installation of a bionic hand so she can fire off 10 rounds in 3 seconds flat.