Sunday, May 03, 2009

Tories Show Fear

...Gerry Nicholls discovers to his horror that Liberals know how to do "hokey". He thought it was a Conservative thang that we'd never understand. Hey bonehead, it was Dalton McGuinty gave us "family day" and the highway of heroes.

We also know how to do "edgy". We're a little bit country, a little bit rock n' roll. Whereas these days you guys are nothing but the theme from Deliverance, over and over again. Think about it, Tory mo fo, and tremble.

PS. The next election is gonna be Red vs. Blue. Sweater on sweater action, Nicholls. Suck on that.

9 comments:

Ti-Guy said...

Whereas these days you guys are nothing but the theme from Deliverance, over and over againIsn't that the truth?

Does Nicholls sound like a 13 year-old or what?

It rates a 9.5 out of ten on the Nicholls Puke MeterClever. Anyway, I heard the Nicholls Puke Meter is what his intimate partners use when discussing his performance.

RuralSandi said...

Worse - I think Nicholls thinks he's clever and witty and all.

There's something very weird about this guy.

Paul S said...

"We're a little bit country, a little bit rock n' roll."LOL.

"We also know how to do "edgy".The most pedantic, non-controversial, politically-correct party in Canada? Edgy? I think not.

bigcitylib said...

Paul S,

Witness the Liberal thong.

And it is an unwritten rule of any Liberal convention (or maybe they've got it in their constitution explicitly): attend and you WILL get laid.

Ti-Guy said...

Well, BCL...the Liberal thong doesn't compare to the CPC branded Fleshlight, with which Paul S. is intimately familiar.

noonespecial200 said...

"And it is an unwritten rule of any Liberal convention (or maybe they've got it in their constitution explicitly): attend and you WILL get laid."

Really? I might have to reconsider my political alliances then. The only thing I got at the last NDP convention I attended was a bootleg copy of "Prairie Giant: The Tommy Douglas Story." We suck at conventions!

Paul S said...
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Paul S said...

"Witness the Liberal thong."This one?

http://tinyurl.com/c8ju4e

"And it is an unwritten rule of any Liberal convention (or maybe they've got it in their constitution explicitly): attend and you WILL get laid."That's fantastic news for ti-guy.

But still, most Liberals are such tightwads they won't cough up $10 to become a party member, mediocre sex or not.

T said...

So tired of it....

http://tinyurl.com/d4ap82
and this
http://tinyurl.com/d9a9om
and this
http://tinyurl.com/27hux5
and this
http://tinyurl.com/deelvq

You like Harper?