Gingrich, Galactus And Chuck Norris...Together At Last

The latest brainchild of Newt Gingrich is "American Solutions", a:

...unique non-partisan organization designed to rise above traditional gridlocked partisanship, to provide real, significant solutions to the most important issues facing our country.

Basically, they want Congress to allow drilling in Alaska, off California, and so forth.

Anyway, my buddy (who signed their "Drill Here Drill Now" online petition) got another email from them this morning:

Dear Galactus,

As gas prices are at an all-time high, the American people are demanding that Congress take action to drill here and drill now. More than 650,000 Americans have signed the "Drill Here, Drill Now, Pay Less" petition, and that number keeps growing rapidly each day.
[...]

We're excited to announce today that Chuck Norris is supporting our "Drill Here, Drill Now, Pay Less" campaign. Watch him talk about it in this new YouTube video: http://youtube.com/watch?v=JnVVkCsw41c.

Hell, why stop at Alaska? With Galactus and Chuck Norris both onside I bet they could convince Congress to let 'em go to Mt. Rushmore and drill for oil through Abe Lincoln's head. Because Galactus could disintegrate all of Washington with a wave of the hand, and lets face it, you don't fuck with Chuck.

Chuck Norris Embraces Life, Round-House Kicks Culture of Death

From WorldNetDaily, pithy quotes from the Chuckster, who recently embraced Christianity after 66 years of really rockin' Sin:
“In an evolutionary, self-centered world, in which man is nothing more than a glorified ape aimlessly shooting for stars of deification, it's not difficult to understand how the slippery slope of human degradation has led from fetal devaluing to discarding.

Norris went on to say that there is no theory of evolution, only those animals that Chuck Norris allows to live.

I believe human life is made in the image of God and as such has intrinsic value, worthy to save. And, as human beings, all zygotes are 'created equal, that they are endowed, by their Creator, with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty, and the pursuit of Happiness.' (Preamble of the Declaration of Independence).

Chuck Norris then claimed that he would fight to his last round-house kick so that zygotes might keep their guns, flags, and SUVs.

Before our embryonic twins were surgically placed into my wife Gena, the nurse told her, ''I want to show you something.'' She wheeled Gena to the incubator...and gently opened the door. The incubator was bathed in warm light and soft classical music. Gena later told me: ''It was like looking at something from heaven.''

Okay, I have to admit. That is pretty impressive.

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