Not His Honorable Member

That's what PCPO candidate George Lepp is saying now. Yesterday, his story seemed different: Lepp claimed that he had indeed accidentally shot his dick, after which time someone had stolen his blackberry "curve" and advertised the family jewels on Lepp's twitter account.  This morning, apparently without having even seen a picture of the dick, Mr. Lepp has disowned it.  Apparently, after his blackberry was "pick-pocketed" (by attendees of the Anime North convention, it has been suggested), the thief took pictures of his own dick and posted them to Lepp's twitter account. 

Believe it or not, I think this new version is the more believable.