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From CTV:

Prince Harry showed up with an entourage at a Calgary nightclub Thursday, then returned later in the evening for a VIP session with one of the hostesses [Cherie Cymbalisty], says the manager of one of Alberta's legendary hotspots.

And here is Cherie's spread from Urban Male Magazine, where Cherie is a contestant in Towergaming's "hottest bartender" competition. And here's Cherie on what attracts her in a guy:

Nice teeth...Tall.....Dark hair....Has to make me laugh!

Hmm! Good luck finding decent teeth on an Englishman. And on why she's the hottest bartender:

Because I know how to entertain my male customers...and keep them coming back for more!! (yee haw).

I am assuming the little chat they had was not about quantum physics. But whatever. The guy will be chasing nothing but Taliban and sand-fleas for the next six months. He's entitled.

(PS. What does a "VIP session" entail in Calgary?)