Only In Canada, You Say?

The teabaggers are coming to Canada (London, Ont. to be precise), on October 3rd, led by the inimitable Five Foot. Be sure to apply the Shaidle deflation factor to any attendance figures she provides (ie divide by two).

Given the invite list on their Facebook page, looks like this one's going to top out at three dozen rebels, Max.

Galactus, Teabagger Of Worlds: A Guest Post

My experience was appalling. I was dancing and singing and waving my "Obama Sucks" placard, and suddenly this cigar-stinky fat man pushed me to my knees and attempted to stick his balls down..

...well, I shall go no further into it. Needless to say, I disintegrated everything within 150 yards, thus bringing that pathetic human protest to its untimely doom.

As for me, I still feel traumatized, and may seek counselling.

Am I interested in organizing? Yes, in the sense that I would hunt down every pathetic human behind these grotesque spectacles and feed them to Zzzinthian blood worms. I hear that prick Gingrich had something to do with it. Him, I shall disintegrate slowly.

Galactus, over and out.