Free Dominion Auctions Crap Found In Garage To Raise Money!!
Beset by mounting legal expenses, FreeDominion is auctioning off blobs of melted scrap as Art in a desperate attempt to raise money. The suggested retail value of this piece, helpfully entitled "Family With 1 Child" is $200". If you pay in cash they're happy to throw in another kid or two, and the successful bidder will also be entitled to a free soup-in-a-cup.