A Glimpse Into The SoCon Mind

Top ten most viewed pages from Conservapedia:

1) Main Page‎ [2,597,847]
2) Homosexuality‎ [2,392,450]
3) Teen Homosexuality‎ [417,322]
4) Wikipedia‎ [384,541]
5)Arguments Against Homosexuality‎ [332,583]
6) Homosexual Agenda‎ [331,812]
7)Adolf Hitler‎ [318,394]
8)Ex-homosexuals‎ [317,391]
9) Homosexuality and choice‎ [311,984]
10)Homosexuality and Health‎ [292,869]

From the above list it would seem that SoCon's define themselves in relation to homosexuals and, indeed, apparently live vicariously through homosexuals. The only "odd man out" (no pun intended) is "Adolf Hitler", but maybe he's there because Nazis have always been renowned for their leather gear.

h/t buckets.

Conservapedia On Self-Pleasuring: You'll Go Blind!

A couple weeks ago I had my first encounter with Conservapedia, Andrew Schlafly's (Phyllis' son) attempt to produce a right-wing equivalent to wikipedia. At the time, I wrote:

[Conservapedia] looks like a hoot! I'm waiting for their article on masturbation to appear.

Well, it finally has...or at least it had. Search the term now and you get the following message:

This page has been deleted and protected to prevent re-creation

As you may know, the contributors to Conservapedia are a bunch of "home schooled" teenagers from families with far-right political views. Apparently, when this article first appeared, none of them got any work done for a week. They went all cross-eyed, started walking into things, and made those "ibibibibibibibibibibibibi' noises you make when you run your finger up and down over your lips and blow.

College is going to be a real eye-opener for this bunch.

(Note: a list of Conservapedia's other protected/deleted pages can be found here.)