Showing posts with label Dinosaurs. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Dinosaurs. Show all posts

Monday, December 01, 2008

Why Not Stock?

This email landed in my in-box yesterday evening:

We are a rapidly growing group of grassroots Conservatives and reptilians from across the country; who are aggressively campaigning to have Stockwell Day elected the next leader of the Conservative Party of Canada.

These are tumultuous times for our party and our country and reptilians. Our nation’s politics are divided and we are facing growing challenges at home and abroad. Stockwell Day has a personal connection with Jesus and can summon a mighty dinosaur army with a single prayer.

We realize our position may not be popular within the Conservative Party, and therefore we must remain anonymous for the time being. However, principled conservatives and anyone with processes or a brow horn may contact us here.

PS. When Stockwell rules, that prick Kinsella will first to be eaten.

B.D.

Website to follow, presumably.

Monday, June 18, 2007

Major Dino Action

I thought I might write about the no less than three major dinosaur-related discoveries that have hit the news over the past week, but then I thought to heck with it! I'll just link to Darren Naish's wonderful Tetrapod Zoology site, because he does this kind of thing much better than I do. Left is a picture of my favorite of the three finds, a nearly complete baby sauropod skeleton. This sucker would have grown up to be as big as a bus.

Saturday, May 12, 2007

Art For A Creationist Museum



A message from artist Mel Grant arrived via the Dinosaur Mailing List this morning:

If you believe with all your fiber that dinosaurs co-existed with humans, you can purchase and donate a striking piece of art to hang on the wall of your creationist museum of choice. Prices vary from $30 to $450.
Note: Mr. Grant's website also features paintings with aliens and sword wielding chicks that are nekkid.

Friday, April 13, 2007

The Scientific Consensus: Tastes Like Chicken

...dinosaurs, that is. CTV is reporting the discovering of collagen (a protein chemical substance that is the main support of skin, tendon, bone, cartilage and connective tissue) from a female T-Rex specimen found in Montana. While not DNA, this discovery has allowed scientists to obtain genetic information from the specimen and relate it to living species. Their conclusion:

"We have a protein sequence that we can compare to the protein sequence of other organisms that have had their genome. It looks like chicken may be its closest relative," [John Asara, a Harvard Medical School] told CTV.ca.

Now, what's interesting about this discovery beyond its intrinsic significance to paleontological studies, is how it can illuminate our current debate about global warming. For the bird dinosaur-connection, which this discovery supports, is in fact a matter of scientific consensus, the very concept of which has has come under attack by global warming deniers like Michael Crichton. For example, Crichton has argued that:

There is no such thing as consensus science. If it's consensus, it isn't science. If it's science, it isn't consensus. Period [...]Consensus is the business of politics.

However, that's clearly false in this case. From the wiki article:

There is an almost universal consensus among paleontologists that birds are the descendants of theropod dinosaurs. Using the strict cladistical definition that all descendants of a single common ancestor are related, modern birds are dinosaurs and dinosaurs are, therefore, not extinct.

Now, consensus means that:

A consensus implies that debate has taken place, the solution is generally accepted rather than a grudging compromise, and that agreement is deep-rooted enough that it can stand for some time without need to revisit the issue.

However, a consensus does not imply unanimity. For example, meet Alan Feduccia. We might call him a dinosaur-bird connection denier, believing in:

...of a basal archosaurian origin for Aves, that is a common descent of birds and theropods as opposed to a direct descent from advanced theropods, the currently popular theory.

Now the important points to note are:

1) Feduccia is a real scientist. No matter what his views on bird origins, he has done solid work in many other areas. He is kind of analogous to Richard Lindzen in the global warming debate.

2) He is one of a dwindling band. Most of his fellow travellers, who argued, for example, that Longisquama might have been the avian ancestor, seem to have jumped ship and embraced some version of the consensus. Larry Martin, for example, seems to have recently seen the light in this regard (although his position is nuanced and I may be mistaken).

3) He has become marginalized. If you were to work back through the archives of the Dinosaur Mailing List, and follow the popular press as they covered the "bird-dinosaur connection" controversy over lets say the past fifteen years, you would see that, while newspapers once gave Feduccia et al equal space in the debate, he is now represented, if at all, by a few lines towards the end of the article. In fact, the CTV piece that triggered this post mentions him not at all. This process has been gradual, as the evidence for the connection has accumulated. However, a tipping point probably came in the late 1990s when the first of the unambiguously feathered dinosaurs was pulled from the Yixian Formation in China.

This should all remind you of something: specifically, the course of the Global Warming debate. Because, I would argue that the history of the Global warming debate is pretty typical of the history of scientific debates in general. A new theory is proposed (the bird-dinosaur connection, anthropogenic global warming), and scientists take up sides. Sometimes the issue takes a long time to settle, and sometimes it never does, but often evidence dictates that one of the factions in it "win" and the others "lose". This "losing" does not take the form of being logically refuted (as idealistic, Popperian visions of Science would have it), and the "losers" do not necessarily stop being scientists after the consensus has gone against them. But, typically, when the dissenters finally die off they leave fewer and fewer intellectual descendants. This is what has occured in the bird-dinosaur connection debate, but because, lets face it, the interests of vast oil companies were not involved, it happened mostly beyond the gaze of the public. In the case of Global Warming, Exxon (for example) is essentially propping up the losing side to protect its market share, and so impeding the natural course of Science.












Don't Feed The Dinosaur!

Sunday, March 11, 2007

Conservapedia Vindicates Stockwell Day!

From their entry for Dinosaur:

There are a number of lines of evidence that point to dinosaurs and man coexisting. [2] [3] For example, trained scientists have reported seeing a live dinosaur. [4] A thousand people reported seeing a dinosaur-like monster in two sightings around Sayram Lake in Xinjiang according to the Chinese publication, China Today. [5] An expedition which included, Charles W. Gilmore, Curator of Vertebrate Paleontology with the United States National Museum, examined an ancient pictograph which is claimed to point to dinosaurs and man existing [6][7] The World Book Encyclopedia states that: "The dragons of legend are strangely like actual creatures that have lived in the past. They are much like the great reptiles [dinosaurs] which inhabited the earth long before man is supposed to have appeared on earth. Dragons were generally evil and destructive. Every country had them in its mythology." [8] The Nile Mosaic of Palestrina, a second century piece of art, is said to appear to be a piece of artwork that shows a dinosaur and man coexisting. [9] Since 565 A.D. there are reports about the Loch Ness Monster (Nessie), a large Monster living in the Scotish lake Loch Ness. People, who saw Nessie described the Monster as it would look similar to a dinosaur.

So they did walk with men, in the Garden of Eden, where they lived "in harmony with other animals, eating only plants"!

Goodness! It looks like the nation made a terrible mistake in 2000 by rejecting this good, honest man. And guess whose fault that was? The evil bald one's fault!

"In the past day or so, we have learned that Stockwell Day apparently believes that the world is 6,000 years old, Adam and Eve were real people and - my personal favourite - humans walked the earth with dinosaurs. I just want to remind Mr. Day that The Flintstones was not a documentary. And this is the only dinosaur that recently co-existed with humans.
- Liberal activist Warren Kinsella on CTV's Canada AM, 2000.





Warren Kinsella Shown Molesting
Baby Dinosaur


Note: Just found Conservapedia (the conservative answer to wikipedia), which I had previously regarded as kind of an Internet legend. Looks like a hoot! I'm waiting for their article on masturbation to appear.

Sunday, March 04, 2007

Something Good Comes Out Of Alberta (With Pic)


It is, unfortunately, long dead.

Meet Albertaceratops nesmoi, named after Cecil Nesmo, whose ranch it was found upon. Here's a good quicky story on the discovery of this new horned dinosaur. Here's its wiki entry, and some more relatively technical data, including the original press release. And above is the only picture I've been able to find of this handsome bastard.

I remember that whenever dad was posted back and forth across the country, we would stop in his home town of Drumheller to visit relatives and tramp through the badlands looking for dinosaur bones. That was before the Tyrell museum was built, a place that I hope to visit before I die.

And to this day dad insists that, when he was a child, he knocked the top off the last hoodoo, a claim which is patently false.

Anyway, here's a map showing the pin-horn grazing reserve, where Albertaceratops was discovered. It's far South of Drumheller, almost on the U.S. border.

Ah, Alberta! A phantasmagorical wonderland for a child to play in! Too bad about the people.