Why Not Stock?

This email landed in my in-box yesterday evening:

We are a rapidly growing group of grassroots Conservatives and reptilians from across the country; who are aggressively campaigning to have Stockwell Day elected the next leader of the Conservative Party of Canada.

These are tumultuous times for our party and our country and reptilians. Our nation’s politics are divided and we are facing growing challenges at home and abroad. Stockwell Day has a personal connection with Jesus and can summon a mighty dinosaur army with a single prayer.

We realize our position may not be popular within the Conservative Party, and therefore we must remain anonymous for the time being. However, principled conservatives and anyone with processes or a brow horn may contact us here.

PS. When Stockwell rules, that prick Kinsella will first to be eaten.

B.D.

Website to follow, presumably.

The Debate Wars Heat Up

Kinsella wants to debate Steyn. Ezra wants to debate Kinsella. Steyn won't debate anyone old enough to shave.

I'll tell you what, blo-hardzz. I'll debate you all, one or severally.

But I'd especially like to get a crack at Steyn. And it doesn't matter to me what we debate. It could be the state of Freedom in Canada. Or we could do something on Chinks, Japs, Wogs, and Gorks. I'd take the "pro" side, and Mark could do his normal routine and argue that unless white women surrender a few rights and start breeding again, all of these groups all basically a drag on Western civilization.

Now, Ezra is right in that I don't get the traffic of either of these three. But the black guy who says he's Jesus comes here and he backs me 100%. Its not how many read your blog, Ezra, its who you're readers are.

I await your response.

He's Back, He's Black, And He Reads BCL Strikes Back

From The Canadian, Canada's National Newspaper:

A little over a half century ago Kersey Graves created quite a furor in the orthodox religious circles by writing a book which flaunted the sensational title of The World's 16 Crucified Saviors. One of the most interesting parts of the book is a section in which the author discusses the racial identity of Jesus and offers evidence that the Christian Savior was a black man. The passage referred to reads as follows:

There is as much evidence that the Christian Savior was a black man, or at least a dark man, as there is of his being the son of the Virgin Mary, or that he once lived and moved upon the earth. And that evidence is the testimony of his disciples, who had nearly as good an opportunity of knowing what his complexion was as the evangelists who omit to say anything about it.

And I believe it all, because the savior has dropped in from time to time at BCL Strikes Back:


Hello, my name is Lawrence William Page II. Many people know me as Buddy Page. At the release of the first edition of this book, I am a 50-year old African-American male, author, researcher, and former software engineer and entrepreneur. As you will come to understand as you read through this first book, I am also the long-expected Hebrew Messiah and Lion of the Tribe of Juda (Yehuda).

Get right with Black Jesus by visiting his websites here and here. And read more about our funky fresh Messiah here. As for me, I am out most of the day.





He Lives!