Bombed At Steak Queen: Mayor Falls Off Ford Wagon!

Last night, apparently:

When is Ford not at steak queen?
— m&m (@mmerwar) January 21, 2014

And the inevitable video:

And an interior shot of Steak Queen

Looks pretty similar.  If this was indeed from last night, it means the mayor is back to drinking.

Rob Ford's Crisis

...is really all about Sue-Ann Levy.  I admit I never really considered what strain she must have been under. Poor sweet Sue-Ann Levy.   Its so hard being you.

Rob Ford And White Trash

 Try and read the story through the link below and NOT think of the theme from Deliverance, which I would render in text as follows:

Dingalingningningning...ning...ning...ning.
Dingalingningningning...ning...ning...ning.
Dingalinganinganing...Dingalinganinganing....Dinalinganinganinganinganinganinganing...!

...and etc.

I swear to God: before Rob Ford's first term is out he will tell somebody to squeal like a pig.

Dear Mr. Rob Ford

The folks from  911 are not your personal marriage counselors.  You're supposed to get those from the private sector. 

That is all.

Once Again, Words Fail

...I'm just going to post this sequence of shocking pics of Rob Ford and Ezra Levant without comment, because I am quite defeated by their apparent depravity:

Have we just witnessed an act of mayoral sodomy?  I hope not, but I can only say that Sun TV can hardly be described as a "family friendly" organization these days. 

And if that's really Mayor Ford in these photographs-- well, I feel, sir, that you are diminished.  If its an actor playing Rob Ford, then I guess it pays better than waiting on tables.  But lay off the cheesy puffs.

F$@rd Really F#@?!!ked Now?

 As Dawg notes, at least one of the 911 operators at the other end of Ford's ranting has filed a grievance.  And he points points to this:

There are now also reports the city's 911 operators are filing a grievance with their union after saying the mayor was abusive to them while waiting what he felt was too long for police help to arrive.

One way or another, that tape is coming out.

And by the way, this is what happens when you spend your first year as boss telling the world your employees are all crap, and then they get a chance for some pay-back. 

Unf&@king Believable!

Mayor Ford was so terrified of being attacked by the lady with the camera crew that he indeed buggered off to work before police responded to his 911 call.  Release the tape, mayor f#@!king candyass.

Rob Fu&%$king Ford UnF%#$king Cut! Did He Leave Before 911 Showed Up?

He's now saying the "assault" took place at 8:00 AM, rather than early morning in the dark.  And it SOUNDS LIKE THE MAYOR LEFT BEFORE 911 SHOWED UP.  Listen to the last 30 seconds or so.  It sounds like, despite his fears, he buggered off before the cops arrived.  "I left, I left." he says.  He had to get to council.  Very damaging, if that's how things played out.

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Should Rob Ford F@*&&%king Apologize?

Vote here.

Meanwhile, Kinsella is offering $100 for the tape, no questions asked.  I too want the tape.  $100, however, is a bit rich for my blood.  I am offering the satisfaction of knowing that you will be helping free Canada's shining city on the hill from its barbarian usurper, which is better than money. 

The Best Mayor In The Whole F@$#ing Land

 I give it 24 hours before  the recording of Rob Ford's 911 rant goes public.  Its already making the rounds at Police Services.  And I think media types ought to make sure it gets out.  If publishing the distress call of a dying cop is ethical, surely this is.