Tuesday, November 04, 2008

HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!! Obama THE ANTICHRIST??

Canadian Catholic novelist Michael O'Brien, best known for his apocalyptic novel Father Elijah, think's he's got our ultra swarthy Spawn O' Satan pegged:

...now that I have seen the video of the Berlin speech I think there is more here than meets the eye. He is indeed a powerful manipulator of crowds, even as he appears ever so humble and wholesomely charming. I doubt that he is the long-prophesied ruler of the world, but I also believe that he is a carrier of a deadly moral virus, indeed a kind of anti-apostle spreading concepts and agendas that are not only anti-Christ but anti-human as well. In this sense he is of the spirit of Antichrist (perhaps without knowing it), and probably is one of several key figures in the world who (knowingly or unknowingly) will be instrumental in ushering in the time of great trial for the Church under its last and worst persecution ...

In fact, not only is Obama the Anti-Christ, or at least the Anti-Christ's cousin, Ghost of a Flea has even more alarming news:

Barack Obama's first job out of Columbia was for a firm called Business International, a Scientology front name if I have ever heard one.

Does this mean John Travolta will be in the Obama cabinet--maybe as Under Secretary for Partying Down? That might good. Stars and Stripes is boring. Maybe he could drop it for something by the Bee-Gees.

Anyway, GoF isn't finished yet:

Barack Obama is a Manchurian Candidate. He has been groomed for this mission since before he set foot in the United States. He cannot become President of the United States.

So Barack's down with both L. Ron Hubbard and the Chinese? I'm a little confused, frankly. Were the Chinese at all into Disco? Maybe Obama should just keep S&S, thrown in a guitar solo and have someone rap the middle verse.

Finally, how does this mere negro hold sway over good, upstanding, red-state, corn-fed Christians the way he do? Answer: he's working some kind of Black Bullshit, some voodoo whammy....He's using hypnosis, gawdammnit!!! There's 60 pages of evidence!!! Can you not see, you pathetic clowns?

Obama’s techniques are the height of deception and psychological manipulation, remaining hidden because one must understand the science behind the language patterns in order to spot them. This document examines Obama’s speeches word by word, hand gesture by hand gesture, tone, pauses, body language, and proves his use of covert hypnosis intended only for licensed therapists on consenting patients. Obama’s mesmerized, cult-like, grade-school-crush-like worship by millions is not because “Obama is the greatest leader of a generation” who simply hasn’t accomplished anything, who magically “inspires” by giving speeches. Obama is committing perhaps the biggest fraud and deception in American history.

Read the whole thing! Obama can't become President! If he wins he's gonna go on TV and make America act like a chicken!

H/t dawg.

5 comments:

Sean Cummings said...

See... now I thought my cat was the Anti-Christ.

I'll have to mull this troubling development over and find out just why my cat listens to Stairway To Heaven backwards.

Mark Richard Francis said...

Can we make something out of the fact that Harper was born in Etobicoke?

Pssstt... Conservatives: Harper's a sleeper agent for the Ontario Liberal elite just waiting for a majority before showing his true colours.

Have you ever looked into Harper's eyes? They are empty and dark. The man had no soul... like any Ontarian!

RuralSandi said...

Harper was born in Leaside, Toronto...."upper" middle class WASPY neighbourhood.

Reality Bites said...

Over on FreakDominion they're accusing him of murdering his grandmother for the sympathy vote.

Ti-Guy said...

I'm seriously on the verge of calling them up and enquiring thusly: "Am I to understand that you have posted an article on your web site that advances the thesis that Barack Obama is Antichrist-like?"