Thursday, June 19, 2014
Ontario To Canada: You Owe Us, You Ungrateful Pricks
Ontario has subsidized the rest of this frozen craphole of a nation since before the latest generation of carpers and whiners huddled under skins sucking their mama's tit in a Yert outside of Mushaboo. If Ontario hadn't financed Abasand Oils, Great Canadian, and on and on, Albertans would still be struggling to rise up from the muck and mire, and hunting down mastodons with bone-tipped spears. If not for Ontario, Newsfies would be eating their belts come the first hard winter, rather than lolling in the arms of the nanny state. But no. It's OK. You don't have to say thank you. But if things get a little tough here for a few years, suck it up and act Canadian. Alright?