Monday, May 14, 2007

The Best Seniors Residences...

...are those that allow older persons to have sexual relations.

The BQ's Nicole Demers talks sexuality as Bill C-22 nears passage. From Hansard, May 3rd:

In this regard, I remind the House that we must be very careful not to fall into any traps. Indeed, as we see in the United States, the people who are the most conservative are quite often those who are the most guilty of excesses. We see this presently with Mrs. D.C, with a committee chairman and with some political figures who are being forced to resign from their positions. We saw a little earlier that another member of the Republican Party also had to resign because he was making overtures to young pages who were working for him. I do not see anyone doing this here, although our pages are quite good-looking. I am very happy that our young pages, who work so hard and so well to make our task easier, do not have to suffer such affronts.

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I should point out that young people do not really like washing themselves.

Tell me about it. Don't get me started on the Youth of Today.

Anyway, a mixture of the profound with the ridiculous, leaning somewhat more towards the ridiculous. Things must really be winding down in Ottawa.

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